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Sepia-toned vintage field guide illustration labeled “Woodbooger.” A large, shaggy, Bigfoot-like creature crouches in a fo...
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Case File #WOO-011

Woodbooger

Back‑Forty Bigfoot of Southwest Virginia

Hominidae sylvanus boogeriensis (regional designation)

LocationSouthwest Virginia and East Tennessee
First Doc.Historical - multiple generations
RegionAppalachia

Case Sections

In Review

This is your classic Appalachian wildman turned up a notch: a large, hair-covered humanoid standing around 7 to 8 feet tall, broad-shouldered, and thick through the chest. Fur is usually described as brown to dark reddish, matted with leaves and mud, with long arms that hang well below the waist. Tracks are oversized human-like footprints left in soft ground and along creek banks, often paired with snapped saplings and tree branches pushed to odd angles a good bit higher than any local deer could reach.

Declassified Briefings

Form No. ACD-47B
Rev. 08/1972
Internal
File Copy
Appalachian Cryptid Division
Department of Unexplained Phenomena
Internal Memorandum
To:Field Research Division
From:Regional Director
Date:[CLASSIFIED]
Re:Woodbooger - Case WOO-011
If Bigfoot is the celebrity, Woodbooger is his cousin that never left the holler and doesn't see the need. He mostly wants your leftovers and your privacy, in that order, so agents are encouraged to keep a clean camp and let the big fella mind his own ridge.
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