Veggie Man

The entity stands over 7 feet tall, thin and reed‑like, with a semi‑human outline built out of plant matter rather than flesh—green stalks, vines, and fibrous tissue where muscle ought to be. Its head bears large, pointed ears and striking eyes that reportedly shift from red to yellow, giving the sense of a traffic light deciding whether or not to ruin your evening. Arms are long and whip-thin, "like river reeds," ending in fingers tipped with suction cups studded with needle‑like thorns capable of piercing skin. Overall effect: a walking bundle of weeds that someone prayed over the wrong way.